How To Get 1,000 Twitter Followers In 24 Hours: Follow 1,016 People On Twitter

I’m kidding with this title, but it’s no joke. This does appear to be the strategy many follow to get Twitter followers. Call me curmudgeonly. But please explain it to me like I’m a six year-old: How does one follow 1,000 people on Twitter (not to mention 99,953)?
Ok. I’m hooked… let me read the full article →